Marital Woes


• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

• Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

• My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game. - From funlok.com

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates

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