5/14/07

Doctors

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1.
"Doctor," said the patient, "I must say you kept your promise when you said you'd have me walking within two months. When I got your bill I had to sell my car."





2.

Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"
Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."
Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order."
Patient: "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."



3.
Doctor to patient ; "If you can't afford this operation, I'll touch up your X-ray."
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